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horror movie opening scene

white girl:  i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:  come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:  you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:  lmao  they continue walking for a few seconds  *white couple hears noise*
white girl:  babe what that??
white boy:  i'll go investigate  *leaves her alone*  *choking noises*
white girl:  zack!!!
white boy:  ha ha just kidding!
white girl:  asshole!
white boy:  im just playin babe
white girl:  that wasnt funny but ur still cute  *playful kiss*  *things turn sexy*  *hear noise*
white boy:  i'll go investigate  *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*  *maybe a thud*
white girl:  zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!  *she walks and he dead*
white girl:  ahhh!!  *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:  ahhh!!!  *white girl runs*  *dead end*  *hides*  *thinks she free n safe*  *guy catches her*  *cuts her*  *she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:  BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

What games say:  Adjust the brightness until you can just barely see the logo.
What they mean:  Unless you want to spend half the game squinting and generally having a miserable time, ignore what we just said and make sure you can see the damn logo clearly.
I found this!

thepretzelwearsalt:

the4elemelons:

knerzig:

Neat little lighter

 

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Wait… wait a second!

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This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!

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OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!

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SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!

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THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!

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WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!

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WHY?!??!!

Why??!!!

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY


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